Shindou is god

Scenario: Exo Thanksgiving

Kris: elbows off the tables, the fuck you think you're doing

Kai: this tablecloth is long, can hide a lot of things, if you know what I mean

Chen: yeah give me the breast, I love breasts

Chanyeol: so how have you been? dating anyone?

Luhan: actually I have a fuck buddy if that counts

Lay: I found a hair in my turkey...it's a pubic hair

Suho: here, gravy will fix thata

Sehun: Luhan makes my farts not make noise

Baekhyun: yeah, that's totally dinner conversation

D.O: Kai, I know you didn't drop your fork in my pants, now stop

Xiumin: I think I jizzed from these mashed potatoes

Tao: yeah, we're having a normal Thanksgiving totally

Scenario: Exo Fans

Normal Exotics: wow, I love this music, I really appreciate these twelve men

Tumblr Exotics: WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT! IM CREY! STOP IT WITH YOUR FACE!

Sasaeng Exotics: WHO IS THAT GIRL WHO SAID BLESS YOU AFTER OPPA SNEEZED? WHORE! I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF! HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT OPPA!